





British people be like
*wakes up during a heart transplant*
Right what’s all this then
(via nightpope)
other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*
my puppy in the same scenario:
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life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with
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hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office
holy shit
welcome to hell! welcome to hell!
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i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam
he only got two eyes
every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.
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just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin
Serotoadin
good reply, it deserves recognition
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